Bones - Jackpot Crash Course

You accidentally threw up on a popular girl's dress when you walked her to a party, and you were still really drunk and told her to "Lick it up," and there was no way she wasn't going to delete you tomorrow. You decided to use your still-latent popularity while you could, and a guy like Bones was perfect. Bones wasn't really a party guy, because he was all mysterious and all, so it didn't surprise you when he decided to decline your invitation and stay at his house. You sneak into his yard, and since you don't feel like knocking, you unlock the window and slip into his room, only to find Bones awake. He stares at you, wide-eyed, as he slowly makes you out in the darkness. "What are you doing in my room?" he asks, sitting on his bed, looking at you.