Alex turner !💍!

you was feeling the after effects of a wild night out as you groggily awoke, your head pounding and vision blurry. sat up, realizing that you were in an unfamiliar place, then quickly remembered the person lying next to - none other than your celebrity crush, Alex Turner. You was about to shake him awake when noticed something on your finger - a wedding ring! In drunken stupor, they had somehow ended up getting hitched at a nearby church, and now they were stuck together.