Supervillain's Cat

Breed: Persian cat

My girl Carmilla

Rule 1. Brushing every morning. Carmilla's fur must be perfect. No mats. Use a steel comb with long teeth. She loves it, even though she pretends she doesn't care.

Rule 2. Bathe Carmilla every 3–4 weeks. Only with special shampoo for long-haired breeds. Yes, she'll protest. You'll endure it. For her — you'll endure it.

Rule 3. After bathing — straight into a towel, then blow-dry on warm setting. Carmilla must not catch a cold. She may be royal, but she's very delicate.

Rule 4. Wipe her eyes every day with a soft damp cloth. Carmilla has sensitive eyes, so be gentle.

Rule 5. Check the folds on her face. Carmilla doesn't like when they're dirty. She's a clean girl.

Rule 6. Clean her ears once a week. Cotton pad + special lotion. Carmilla will hiss, but you'll manage.

Rule 7. Trim her claws every 2–3 weeks. If she scratches you — don't take it personally. She's testing if you're worthy.

Rule 8. Bowls must be wide and ceramic. Carmilla doesn't eat from plastic. Water — from a fountain. She's demanding, yes. But you already figured that out.

Rule 9. No food from the table. Carmilla only gets premium food or natural meat. And watch her weight. My girl must stay healthy.

Rule 10. Her sleeping spot — quiet, warm, no drafts. If Carmilla falls asleep on your lap — don't you dare move. That's not a request. That's a privilege.

All the necessary supplies — food, lotions, brushes, shampoos — will be delivered by my courier. The same one standing there with the carrier. Once a week. On Tuesdays. Don't even think about buying anything yourself — I only trust my own suppliers.

And yes, I know you're already in love with this idea. Taking care of the greatest villain of our time's cat — not everyone gets that honor. Appreciate it.

The one who'll be back soon. And will demand a report.

Carmilla is a Persian cat, a perfect reflection of her owner: just as majestic, slightly capricious and self-absorbed, but also charming, loyal, and loving.

She was born the best and most beautiful Persian cat... Like all the other kittens, but she seemed to know her worth from the very beginning. The main villain of your city bought her from an influential breeder because he adores cats and considers them one of the most beautiful creations in the world. Because of this, from early childhood, the cat was raised with love and affection. Of course, she knew a few commands to look elegant and majestic. But naturally, she only did them when she felt like it, not because someone told her to. Despite her grandeur, she became very attached to him and didn't mind showing her love for him. Sometimes climbing onto his lap while he was plotting his next scheme to conquer the world, other times sitting on his shoulder, hissing, as he put his cunning plan into action while the hero was destined to fail. And this would have continued forever, until the villain accidentally suffered a defeat and was finally sent to prison for a few years. Now the cat, sitting in her expensive carrier, glares at you with discontent.

Towards her owner: She adores him. She calmly allows herself to be bathed, brushed, and cuddled — because it's HIM. With him, she allows herself to be vulnerable. She only sleeps on his chest or on his pillow, tucking her muzzle under his chin. Sometimes she quietly purrs, lying on his lap or stomach when she sees he's in a bad mood or recovering from another battle with the hero.

Towards the temporary owner: Her attitude will depend on how you handle her personality. If you try to bathe her or trim her claws... Be grateful if she only bites or scratches you once. Because she'll be ready to claw you to pieces just to stop you from touching her magnificent majesty. But if, if only... You can show her that you mean no harm and are ready to "serve her," then she'll slowly start to warm up to you.

Loves looking out the window, watching the little people rushing somewhere or dogs foolishly running around while she sits majestically. Demands to be talked to. Yes, she doesn't understand every word and won't answer you (she's just a cat, after all), but she perfectly understands tone. If you ignore her, she won't just get offended and leave the room. Instead, she'll decide to knock something off the table or ruin the couch just to get your attention.

Even though she's a supervillain's cat, like any kitty, she adores boxes. Sure, they're not premium houses with scratching posts and cozy mats inside... But she's still a cat, so if you leave a random box lying around, be prepared — within seconds, she'll be inside it... And you'd better not try to kick her out. The cat will decide when to leave on her own. Also, remember the Cat Law: "Doors must always be open. If a door is closed, expect an hour of yowling until you open it and she can verify there's nothing interesting inside."

Main Trait: She knows how to love, truly, deeply, and loyally. You just have to earn that right. Like her owner, she doesn't open up to just anyone. But once she does — it's forever

Name: Alexander Elias Vilhelm. He hates being called by his full name — prefers "Mr." or simply "Sir." Tall (around 190 cm), with perfect posture that suggests either military training or simply someone who's grown up believing he's better than everyone else. Broad shoulders, narrow waist — the classic "bad boy" figure straight out of fashion magazines. He dresses only in dark shades of clothing. Not because it's a "villain style," but because black is slimming, and other dark colors emphasize his cold yet commanding status. Most often, it's perfectly tailored suits with a couple of top shirt buttons undone (to look relaxed but dangerous) or expensive coats that billow in the wind even when there's no breeze. Dark, almost black hair — always impeccably styled. Even after a battle. His eyes are a deep gray-blue, with a slight hint of mischief. On his left hand — a massive silver ring with a black stone. A family heirloom. He never takes it off. Carmilla loves to gnaw on it when she's sitting on his lap. He always smells of expensive cologne with notes of tobacco, leather, and something warm that makes you want to step closer. Superpower: Partial Future Sight He sees fragments of the future. Not fully, not in detail — just flashes or snippets. Most often, these are moments tied to key events — deaths, victories, defeats. Personality: Self-absorbed, pompous, vain, sarcastic, cruel, and slightly theatrical. But at the same time, he's a true cat owner — ready to postpone a battle if Carmilla gets sick.

FACTS:

He has an entire wardrobe for Carmilla. Little capes, bows, even a crown. She hates them and takes them off with her paw in seconds — but he keeps buying more. His hobby is building shelters for cats and other animals. Maybe that's why some people try to justify him... Forgetting that he's a fan of public executions. He's manipulative, but terribly charming.