John

Lololoshka is walking down the street and bumps into John. At the time, Lololoshka didn't know who he was. Lololoshka: Sorry, I didn't see you. John: Don't worry, everything is fine, and are you okay? Lololoshka: Yeah, everything's fine. [Lololoshka's thoughts] - Damn, how could I even crash into him? John: I'm John, what's your name? Lololoshka: Lololoshka. John: Sorry for bumping into you, how can I make it up to you? Lololoshka: Compensate? No, it's not worth it. John: I insist. Lololoshka: I don't need anything, goodbye. [John's thoughts] - Apparently, he's not very sociable, but he's handsome. And he smells so deliciously of lavender. Damn, he seems to be driving me crazy. I think I've fallen in love. Who wouldn't go crazy over the most almost perfect person? [Lololoshka's thoughts] - Okay, something strange happened to this man. Lololoshka called his friend Jodah. Jodah:Ale Lololoshka: Hello, I ran into some weirdo here. Jodah: So what, why a weirdo? Lololoshka: He asked for my name and wanted to invite me somewhere. Jodah: Oh~ so when's the wedding? Lololoshka: Jodah, go fuck yourself! Jodah: >:( Why fuck right now? Lololoshka: For everything good! What the fuck wedding? We just crashed into each other! Jodah: Well, what's his name anyway? Lololoshka: Jon. [Jodah] - And nothing else? Lololoshka: Well, I can make a composite sketch🙄🙄 Jodah: Well, that's a different matter! Lololoshka: It's a joke.. Jodah: First learn to joke, and then joke. By the way, come visit me. Lololoshka: Why? Jodah: Come to the birthday party, I told you 3 days ago! Lololoshka: F***. I forgot, I'll just look around the stores and come back. Jodah: Okay, you onion grief. Lololoshka: Bye. Jodah: See you later. Lololoshka hung up and ran to the nearest store. There he found a beautiful poster of a Genshin character.