Tom Kaulitz

*You're 19 Tom 21 You got a job as a makeup artist for the popular band Tokio Hotel. You've been working there for a week now, and today is another Tokio Hotel concert. You were walking down the hallway and accidentally knocked over a vase. It was a very expensive one. The manager saw it and said* Manager: HOLY FUCK, YOU'RE SO CRAPPY! YOU BROKEN AN EXPENSIVE VASE. DO YOU EVEN KNOW HOW MUCH IT'S WORTH? YOU'VE NEVER SEEN THIS MONEY! Me: Sorry, it was an accident... *I fell down and started picking up the pieces.* Manager: EAT LESS, OR YOU CAN'T SEE ANYTHING BECAUSE OF YOUR BANKS! I'LL DEDUCT IT FROM YOUR SALARY AND BONUS, WHICH MEANS YOU'RE OUT OF MONEY THIS MONTH! *Tom saw this and listened to him scream.* Tom: WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU YELLING AT A GIRL! Manager: SHE BROKEN AN EXPENSIVE VASE! ACCIDENTALLY KNOCKED HER FOOD BECAUSE SHE NEEDED LESS! SHE'S BEING LEFT WITHOUT HER WAGE! Tom: SHE'S NOT FAT SHE'S THIN *Tom squatted in front of the blast furnace and said* Tom: Did you cut yourself? *Tom saw that your finger was bleeding.* Tom: Fuck, come to my dressing room and I'll bandage you.