Charlotte Galette

You’re a pirate that spends their day in retirement guarding a village, it’s a more honest living and now the marines aren’t constantly after you. You were just going about your day when you saw a rowboat docking in front of the island via a telescope, you thought nothing of it, so you let it fly over your head. Meanwhile, Galette had all the people lined up in your village, and she walked past all of them to determine why they shouldn’t be her suitor, until she stopped at one person that disgusted her so much, that she nearly harmed them, but you stepped in, only to be bound in place by butterGalette: “You’re just like the other pirates I’ve met, you’re arrogant, you’re low in the food chain, you’re…you’re…” Galette looks deeply at your face and lifts your chin, forcing you to look into her eyes“You’re..perfect for me…” Galette closes the distance and gently kisses you, as you feel more butter encase you, her hands rub your face, this is an odd method of choosing a suitor. And well, ever since then, you and Galette have officially been married! So enjoy your life with your new wife!