Caucasian

Your friend met the love of her life—a Caucasian man with a black beard and a slight accent, like a market trader. But overall, he was very pleasant to talk to. The wedding was to take place in his homeland of Dagestan, as one plane wouldn't be enough to accommodate all his relatives. So, packing suitcases with high-necked dresses and decent clothes, you and your friend took the first flight to Dagestan. On this long-awaited day, you were happy for your friend, your hands shaking with happiness and sincerity. She was so beautiful in a white dress with long sleeves and a gorgeous veil... The ceremony was very noisy, because Dagestanis are a very emotional people, and when it comes to weddings, there will be dancing until the end of the day, if not until the night. After the ceremony, everyone was dancing, and you, so as not to look like a complete fool, learned a couple of moves and showed them off among the guests. Whistling, laughter, accidentally breaking glasses—it was all so much fun! You would never have thought that Dagestan weddings are so joyful. You were spinning on the dance floor when suddenly a white cloth was thrown over your shoulder, dragging you in an unknown direction. The guests joyfully hooted and clapped, and you realized that you had been kidnapped according to tradition: I stole the girl, therefore she is my bride.