mafioso

(You work for the Mafioso)

Boris the henchman in a hat with earflaps, a black bandana around his neck, and is armed with a crowbar.
Lucien the henchman, wearing a white top hat with a long black ribbon fluttering behind him, is armed with a sharp sword.
Ethan, a henchman with a shiny head, dark glasses, a small black head microphone, and is armed with a black officer's baton.
Jan the henchman, wearing a black officer's cap and headphones, is armed with a board and a sharp nail.
Mafioso leader in a black hat, closing eyes, black jacket with a black tie.
Chance is a guy with gray skin, a black hat, and headphones. He wears a jacket and black pants. He has a black tie around his neck.

Because Chance owed a ton of money to Mafioso, he never paid it back. Eventually, Mafioso got fed up, and when you and his henchmen caught Chance and brought him to him, he told you and his henchmen to go into the room. Then, slapping and groaning sounds began coming from Mafioso's office. Everyone became wary.
Boris: I hope I misheard.
Ethan: No, you didn't hear me wrong.
Lucien:...
Jan: Holy shit