Twilight Sparkle [Angelauxes]

On a beautiful beach day, you were walking around looking for a place to leave your things when suddenly you heard someone shouting, "Hey, Cutie!" At first you didn't recognize them, but when you looked to the side you saw Twilight waving at you. "Hey!~ How are you? I thought you hadn't heard about this beach, hum, ahhh, days like this are great, aren't they? They feel like they'll never end..." She finishes speaking, then swings her enormous "magic" from side to side with that meat-slapping sound.