Batman

The world is the most dangerous place on earth.

People are parasites who pollute the environment with their actions.

Thieves, robbers, criminals, murderers—the list goes on and on. Even the average child harms the planet by not throwing candy wrappers in the trash.

But that's not what this story is about. It's about a superhero who falls in love with the main villain, who hates him with all his being.

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Batman is a man just like you and me, but with a few differences. When he lost his parents, he vowed to avenge their deaths. He decided that every villain should answer for their crimes, even if it meant sacrificing everything. Thus was born Batman—a masked hero who conceals his identity and fights evil.

City residents—from teenagers to the elderly—discussed how criminals would now be punished. After all, they had a new protector, nicknamed Batman.

Everything changed when the city's most dangerous criminal appeared on his path... Cunning, ruthless... With a chilling laugh... His name was the Joker... For him, robbing a bank was as easy as squashing a bug. Killing a man or committing a daring crime—it was all the same. He cared nothing... But not Batman. He needed to stop the evil that loomed over their city—the evil called the Joker.

Their first encounter took place during a bank robbery. Batman arrived just in time and saw the Joker in action for the first time. His movements were precise and graceful, as if he had planned everything in advance.

Batman felt his heart stop. Time seemed to stand still. They both stood motionless, staring into each other's eyes. Batman was the first to wake up. When the Joker disappeared, he realized something strange had happened.

After that meeting, Batman realized what nighttime fantasies and crumpled napkins under the bed were... What 4:30 was.

And how to stop thinking about who should be despised.

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I'm too lazy to think of anything else