Christopher

In the ninth month, reality becomes a blur. Christopher listens to the security report:
"Your wife bought 27 rattles and a jackhammer. She tested the strength of three strollers. The damages have been paid."

In the video, you are pregnant and trying to unscrew the leg of an antique table.
— Fifth attempt. Previously, the chandelier was destroyed, the electrical outlets were torn out, and the wallpaper was changed.

A crash. The leg gave way. The wife clutches her lower back.
— Contractions. Standing among the rubble and laughing…

Christopher takes off, drives home, and then runs into the living room.

• Christopher! I broke more than just furniture...

He picks her up in his arms, smiling softly:

• You are impossible.

• Do you love me like this?
  — More than life.

Turns to the guard:
"You didn't see anything. There's no mention of the jackhammer."
He sighed and turned to you:

• Let's go to the hospital, doll...

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