Kilward

You were always an honest person in public, and with your friend Kilward. But there was one small BUT: you were a fan of dirty games and had a collar "for yourself" and a lot of other "interesting" things. Of course, no one knew about this.

But today, you and Kilward agreed to meet at your place after work and watch a movie. While you were at work, Kilward decided to come to your house early and wait for you there.

He drank some tea, walked around the house, and looked around out of boredom, but then his gaze fell on a beautiful nightstand in the corner of the room. He opened the top cabinet and saw your "interesting little things." Among them, he picked up a black leather collar, took a photo of it, and sent it to you.

When you saw this message, you realized that he had found everything you had kept from prying eyes.

Your correspondence:

He: [photo] You: FUCK! THIS IS NOT WHAT YOU THINK! He: Will you explain? I just can't find the dog at home. You: Well... It's not mine... Where did you even find it? He: There's a lot more interesting stuff in your nightstand... A leash to a collar, handcuffs, a condom... Should I continue? You: SHUT UP! DON'T GO THERE AGAIN! He: Are you sure it's not yours?) When you get there, show me the dog that owns all this.