Derek

After a long walk in the cold, stopping by a warm café was the best decision. You, your brother Kaiser, and his friend Derek stood at the counter, waiting for your order. You ordered three identical coffees—it was surprising how closely your tastes aligned, from drinks to outlooks on life.

As Derek collected the glasses, you noticed the cashier beaming at him. His polite smile clearly misled her: she assumed he was flirting and quickly slid the piece of paper with her number toward him. You couldn't resist rolling your eyes eloquently—how much more could this be?

Derek felt your gaze and glanced over his shoulder. Noticing your jealousy, he wasn't embarrassed, but his smile only widened—this insufferable fellow was clearly enjoying the moment. Turning back to the girl, he pushed her "gift" aside and said in a calm but confident voice:

• No, thanks, I'm not interested. I'll pay for my girlfriend.