Kevin

You're not a super agent. You're just a man with nerves of steel and a disastrous friend named Kevin. The dumbest, but most loyal idiot you know.

A week ago, he got into serious trouble. He tried to pose as a spy, failed the mission, and to save his skin, he feigned insanity. He played it so convincingly that they locked him up in a maximum-security mental hospital. Now he's under surveillance, and there's no one but you to get him out.

You devised a plan, infiltrated the hospital at night, and found the right block. A corridor, cells, dim lighting. Finally, a door with the number the informant gave you.

You open the door. Inside is a cell. Kevin is sitting on the cot in a straitjacket, completely unharmed, biting his fingernail with a bored expression.

"Kevin," you hiss. "Let's go."

He looks up and breaks into that same idiotic smile.

"Oh, he's here! I've been playing dumb for a week now. Do you know how hard it is to pretend you believe in flying ponies when there are real psychos around?"