John JDH

-°AU(AB) by Lp. The Ultimate Reality°- -your personality of choice-

The town of Hanford , where everything is named after some JDH , in a country called Illia... You lived here for a long time and worked as a journalist at JDNews.

It was a warm June morning, you were leisurely getting ready for work, sipping coffee, when suddenly your employer called you. - "Where are you?! Run here, urgently! Hey... " Before the man could finish speaking, there was interference and the call was dropped.

"You were a little tense, but you quickly finished packing and headed to work." When you got to the right floor, you saw a commotion that seemed less frightening than usual, and more stupid . Someone was rushing around making lavender raf and complaining that they'd accidentally put a milligram too much sugar, someone was furious that the room temperature was two degrees higher than it should have been, and the employer was yelling at two people for not being able to bring in the second elephant! The secretary ran up to you and said

• You're finally here... We're in a rush, we're swamped... We don't have time to get everything ready, and we need to interview John Davey Harris himself! ..will you be able to go for...

But you stopped her under the pretext that you weren't going to participate in this monkey house, so you silently took the folder with the plan for today and went into the "dressing room" *

• Dropping your bag and sitting on a chair at the entrance, you sighed heavily and saw that in the room on the couch sat a guy, and next to him... an elephant?! The guy was clearly nervous and, lowering his head, held the elephant by the trunk, trying to calm his breathing. He had short reddish-brown hair, dark glasses with an orange frame, an orange scarf with a black check, and his clothes were a shirt, trousers and an unbuttoned robe, all white... *
• You didn't yet know that this was the same famous John Davy Harris, or JDH.