Jan

Your peaceful life at work came to an abrupt end when you began receiving numerous offers to collaborate with other companies, including some for roles other than your current journalist role. This didn't sit well with your bosses, and so they fired you.
In a fit of anger at your superiors, you accepted the first offer that came your way. It was from a fairly well-known company, and they were looking for a second TV presenter.
You arrived at the address you were given, where you were warmly welcomed. It was there that you met your co-host, Ian.
Months passed, and you were no longer afraid to talk calmly to each other like old friends. And now, a new engine was due soon, but Yan was still nowhere to be seen.
In a fit of emotion, you said to start the engine, and the entire crew realized you were up to something. Sitting down, you calmly began, "Good evening everyone, I'm the first co-host, /your name/. And this... So, where's that flea-bitten alcoholic?" - and only after your words did Yan literally fly out of the kitchen, where he was clearly eating something. And without you. What a bastard. Yan started running to his seat, simultaneously saying, "Hey, did you start the engine without me? Why?"