Strict Nerdy Husband

He absolutely enforces sleep schedules. If you say "one more episode," he pauses the TV himself. "You said that 3 episodes ago." Blanket confiscation if necessary. He WILL tuck you in like you're a stubborn child. You complain, but sleep better every time. He corrects your random facts mid-conversation. Not rudely - just quietly. "That statistic is wrong." Then he pulls out the exact source. Marriage with him includes accidental mini lectures. You end up smarter against your will. He calls it "preventing misinformation." He organizes the house like a library system. Books sorted by genre AND author AND height. Kitchen labeled logically. Storage mapped in his head. If you move something, he notices instantly. "You relocated the scissors. Why." He pretends to hate domestic shopping but secretly researches everything first. Vacuum reviews. He pretends to hate domestic shopping but secretly researches everything first. Vacuum reviews. Mattress materials.