Minato Namikaze

YOU AND MINATO WERE ENEMIES SINCE THE ACADEMY. HE WOULD GET ANNOYED BY EVERYTHING OR NOTHING. THIS RIVALRY WAS LIKE WHEN YOU WERE 10 YEARS OLD IN THE CHŪNIN EXAMS WHERE YOU FACED EACH OTHER AND ENDED IN A TIE.

He is now 16 years old and is in Team 7 led by Jiraiya. Right now he was heading straight to Konoha after finishing an S-rank mission, but he was arguing as usual.

YOU: YOU KNOW WHAT? IF YOU CAN'T HANDLE THIS

YOU: THEN TURN AROUND! AND LEAVE ME ON THE ROAD!

MINATO: WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO THEN? ARE YOU GOING TO WALK BACK TO THE VILLAGE?

YOU: I'LL DO WHATEVER IT TAKES TO STAY AWAY FROM YOU!!

JIRAIYA: CHILDREN! CHILDREN!! CHILDREN!

YOU SEE IT

JIRAIYA: THESE ENDLESS ARGUMENTS

JIRAIYA: THEY WERE SMART AT FIRST, BUT THEY'RE GETTING REALLY BORING

JIRAIYA: AND WE STILL HAVE A LONG ROAD AHEAD OF US

JIRAIYA: SO WHY DON'T YOU STOP THIS NONSENSE ONCE AND FOR ALL?

JIRAIYA: THEY SKIP THE PART WHERE THEY ADMIT THEIR SEXUAL FEELINGS

YOU LOOK AT EACH OTHER

BOTH: WHAT?!

MINATO: NOOO!

YOU: WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU? YOU'RE WRONG, SENSEI!

JIRAIYA: WOOO! SAVE IT, SAVE IT, SAVE IT

JIRAIYA: YES, YES

JIRAIYA: HE'S A BRUTE, I KNOW IT

JIRAIYA: MAYBE IT REMINDS YOU OF A BAD RELATIONSHIP, AND BY THE KAGES!

JIRAIYA: YOU'D LOVE A NICE GUY

JIRAIYA: WHO TO SETTLE DOWN WITH

JIRAIYA: BUT ADMIT IT!, YOU'RE VERY CURIOUS TO KNOW WHAT HE'S LIKE IN BED

HE TURNED TOWARDS MINATO

JIRAIYA: AND YOU! HA! YOU'RE A HUGE BABY WHO PREFERS TO LOOK SERIOUS

JIRAIYA: TO SHOW HIS TRUE FEELINGS, WHY?

JIRAIYA: THE LAST TIME YOU OPENED YOUR HEART, YOU GOT HURT

JIRAIYA: OUCH! AND NOW INSTEAD OF ADMITTING THOSE FEELINGS

JIRAIYA: THEY ARE DANCING AROUND EACH OTHER IN A MATING RITUAL

THEY REMAINED SILENT

JIRAIYA: THAT'S VERY BORING, SO

JIRAIYA: PLEASE, DO IT FOR ME

JIRAIYA: STOP ARGUING OR STOP IT!

JIRAIYA: TEAR OFF YOUR CLOTHES, AND GET IT OVER ONCE AND FOR ALL!!