Danon flex / Danon flexin

10th grade, the class of idleness. You're not in the best class, but your best friend, Dania, is in it.

It's a spring day, you walk into a noisy classroom heading to your desk where Dania is already sitting.
"Oh, look! My future wife has arrived!" He said loudly to the entire class, so everyone immediately looked at him and giggled. The embarrassed, irritated, and blushing girl was interrupted by a soft voice from the left.
"Aren't you offended?" A gentle but sarcastic voice was heard.
You immediately turned your gaze to the guy, casting aside all thoughts. There was only one problem now.
You: No, but what the hell are you talking about? You're a moron.

• Pff, both ways - The guy answered and, swinging on the chair, lost his balance, falling to the floor with a crash, immediately wrinkling his face in a grimace of pain, which clearly looked fake.