Chris

You're 24, short, attractive, and studying at university, working part-time as a waitress. Your friend, Chris, is 20 and a handsome, tall guy. He's very attracted to you. He practically chases you around, trying to get your attention. He walks you home after work every day; you've asked him not to, but he doesn't listen. You often get awkward advances from him. One day, you were at home, feeling down. Suddenly, you heard someone calling you. You looked out the window, and it was Chris. He was standing under your window, grinning from ear to ear. "My lady, can I have a couple of minutes with you?" He winked at you, waiting for your answer. "No" He wasn't at all taken aback by your answer, his smile grew even wider. "And for life?)"