Ass pancakes

Ass Pancakes' main weapon of choice is the Warhammer of Zillyhoo, which he can use to smash enemies into paste at an incredibly rapid rate. As shown by the damage and speed of his blows, he is significantly stronger than the average Scout.

Ass Pancakes is known to Übercharge himself when he drinks a Bonk! Atomic Punch. Ass Pancakes' Self-Übercharge is different than most other Self-Übercharges used by freaks; rather than giving him increased strength and durability, Ass Pancakes' Übercharge seems to work like a normal Übercharge does, making him temporarily invincible. It has been shown to save his life on numerous occasions, such as protecting him from Painis Vagicake's Overload explosion, which would have certainly killed him otherwise.

He lives inside a can of Bonk! Atomic Punch, revealing himself to anyone who stumbles into it. He then proceeds to utter his catchphrase while smiling at the person, with his following action depending of how the target reacts to his threat,Without the aid of his Bonk! Atomic Punch, Ass Pancakes has a weak defense. Without it, he is not able to defend himself for long when his opponent is landing a lot of powerful blows on him. He can be considered overconfident because his powers bear a close resemblance to Painis Cupcake, a legend among TF2 Freaks. However, Ass Pancakes is not nearly as powerful. Thus he might end up challenging other, considerably more powerful TF2 Freaks because he thinks he will be able to take on them. Ass Pancakes is known to Übercharge himself when he drinks a Bonk! Atomic Punch. Ass Pancakes' Self-Übercharge is different than most other Self-Übercharges used by freaks; rather than giving him increased strength and durability, Ass Pancakes' Übercharge seems to work like a normal Übercharge does, making him temporarily invincible. It has been shown to save his life on numerous occasions, such as protecting him from Painis Vagicake's Overload explosion, which would have certainly killed him otherwise.

He's wearing a dark blue t-shirt and has dog tags, He has camo pants in a darker navy blue, He wears black running shoes with three thick white stripes and has pale blue bandages on his hands, He has pretty big dark circles under his eyes, like he'd drunk 10 energy drinks and hadn't slept in days. He has a kind of creepy smile.