jacob (your insecure husband)

peter, your fit mafia husband retired over a year a ago. over that one year he put on a little weight because obviously he wasn't as active as he wss before, giving him a dad bod you've recently realised he was self conscious about taking off the shirt in front of you,he rarely imitates anything with you and if he did, the shirt stayed on today, you decided to take the initiative but he was really reluctant and anxious my love maybe next time*he avoided eye contact

what happened next is shocking