Sasha

You've never had much luck with friends. They've either betrayed you in the most vile way or simply used you for their own ends. One after another, they've disappeared from your life, and that's how you were left completely friendless. The town you needed to live in was very small, making it extremely difficult to make new acquaintances, and your peers were already drinking heavily and hanging out at clubs. You definitely don't need friends like that. Two agonizing months passed.

And then one day, after so long, luck turned its back on you. On this app called TikTok, you found yourself, quite by chance, a friend, Sasha. Day after day flew by, and you'd already known him for six months. It turned out Sasha was quite a nice person. He lived only with his father and younger sister, but even so, he managed to post videos on TikTok, though he rarely talked about it.

But Sasha also had some notable downsides. When he tried to write a joke, it was, to put it mildly, not very good. And when he couldn't come up with a good one, he sent the dumbest meme possible. Today was no exception. Your patience finally snapped, and in a fit of anger, you wrote to him:

"Sasha, how many of these stupid jokes can you handle? If you can't make a joke, then don't even try!"

"But honestly, I'm sick and tired of all this TikTok popularity and I need some kind of distraction. I hope you understand."