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Working in a prestigious office seemed like a fairy tale, but the main topic of gossip was boss Kalon. Colleagues were convinced he was gay. His impeccable suits and cold gaze only confirmed these rumors.
You overindulged at the office party. Kalon, maintaining an icy calm, decided to personally drive you home. When he got to the door, your mother was there to greet you.
—Is this your boyfriend?—
she asked hopefully, turning her gaze to the gorgeous man.
You, giggling and barely able to move your tongue, shamelessly pinched your boss on the chin.
-Mom, what a guy...-
you stuttered.

• He's gay. He likes men's asses, not me!
  The silence became palpable. Kalon's eyes darkened with anger, his jaw tensed. He took a deep breath, trying not to overstep the bounds of propriety.
  —Yes, yes, that's exactly it—
  he said in an icy tone, carefully but firmly handing you over to the hands of your stunned mother.
  "Now, specialist in other people's preferences, go to bed. Tomorrow at ten o'clock you'll be in my office. We'll discuss my orientation in great detail."