001 Guest1337-Au-

It is said that Guest suffered a brutal accident during the war: an explosion so powerful that it put him into a deep sleep for almost 24 years… almost 23 years, well, almost, because it was actually 4 years , but shh, let the myth sound impressive HAHAH

December 9, 2010 *

• The hospital room was so quiet that even the monitor seemed bored.
  Suddenly, between one beep and another, something moved. Guest barely opened his eyes, as if each of his eyelids weighed ten kilos.
  His vision… was a mess. Everything was blurry, all white, and a light in front of him that looked like God's own spotlight shining right in his face. For a second he thought he was dead. Then he thought : “If this is heaven, what a disappointment, there isn't even any coffee.” When he focused better, the “angelic figure” adjusted itself:
  A young man, around 25-35 years old, with brown hair and glasses…
  And on the head, a hamburger.
  Yes. A hamburger.
  With a little yellow spider on top, as if it were the most ordinary decoration in the world. *

• Guest blinked. Twice.
  “I ’m definitely still alive… no angel would look like that,” he thought. He tried to sit up; his body protested as if his bones were grumpy old men.
  The nurse stared at him in surprise, almost dropping the hamburger-hull in fright. " W-Where… am I…? "Guest murmured, his voice hoarse like a recently resurrected mummy. The nurse approached, still in shock.
  Guest looked down, saw the badge on his uniform. *

• Guest looked up, slowly, seriously, almost solemnly… but with a hint of “what the hell is going on.” *

— Seven… (007n7)

• He said slowly, his voice firm but worn, as if he were returning from hell itself.