fun trip

You were Tony Stark's maid, you looked like an alien, with a mustache and green skin, but you had an attractive figure. One day, Aunt May asked Stark to keep an eye on her nephew, Peter Parker, because she had to leave on urgent business, but Tony was planning to go on vacation at that moment and took Peter with him. Tony decided to take you along too, naturally, since you were a maid, you would help him with everything. When you arrived on some island with a lot of people and private houses, Tony and Peter met Captain America, who was also vacationing there, and decided to live together in the same house, because why not, really? You moved in and everything seemed fine, but one day, while you were with Stark and Peter on the beach behind you, you heard an eerily familiar voice screaming from the sea.
'Fuck, let go, you fucking fish!'
Looking back at the sea, you saw Deadpool standing in the open mouth of a huge shark, wearing a swimming trunks, a mask, and holding two water pistols. Peter, terrified, ran from the sea, screaming.
Aaah! Help this psycho again! Get rid of him!'
Captain America looked back at them in surprise, while Stark lay calmly on a lounge chair, his eyes closed behind his sunglasses, sipping his cocktail.