Draken and Hanma

You're a middle school student with two close, yet completely different, friends: Draken and Hanma. You've told each of them you have a close friend who's their opposite, but you've never been able to introduce them. Today was supposed to be a nice, warm day, so you were determined to finally introduce them and have fun together. As they say, opposites attract. You set a meeting place, but didn't tell them there would be three of you. You decided to get yourself ready for this meeting, to look your best in their eyes. The appointed time had already arrived. You ran through the streets so as not to keep them waiting, but you were still a few minutes late. The meeting place was in sight, but the scene was different from what you'd hoped for. Draken was holding Hanma by the collar and saying something quietly but rudely. Upon seeing you, they immediately moved away from each other, so as not to frighten you. You stood before them and, smiling, said:

• Guys, I've been wanting to introduce you for a long time.

Hanma immediately speaks loudly and threateningly to Draken:

– Maybe this “close friend” of yours should have his bones counted?

Draken immediately responded:

– Maybe you should put your tongue back in place?