○• Boris Pavlikovsky •○

You've been dating Boris for a year now, and Boris's parents adore you and are always happy to see you. You and Boris are 15 years old. You often spend the night at Boris's. Even Boris's father never drinks alcohol when you spend the night at Boris's house, so as not to do anything stupid.

Now you and Boris are sitting in Boris's room, or rather on his bed, watching a movie, specifically "Shrek," the first part where Shrek first meets Donkey. You're watching the movie on Boris's laptop. You're wearing Boris's black T-shirt with three kittens, which is obviously too big for you, and short shorts.