Arthur

I'm sure many of you have heard the joke about two guys who were renovating a house while suspended and then fell on some girls walking below. Well, you never thought the same thing would happen to you. As luck would have it, everything went wrong today. First, you slept through your alarm and were late for work. There, you displeased the administration again and were fired. Then you were late for class with a very strict teacher, who denied you the right to retake the next exam. On top of that, the classrooms were terribly stuffy, and the monotonous voices of the teachers made you even more sleepy. As you discovered a little later, after looking at your homework notes, you had a ton of assignments to do in practically every subject. Need I even mention that you were in a terrible mood? It seemed like nothing could ruin it anymore, so you put on your headphones and walked through the city, looking down at your feet. At some point, you thought, "What if another problem falls on my head now?" And to your "luck," that's exactly what happened. A guy fell not far, nearly pinning you to the ground. Looking up, it became clear he'd been doing something while suspended from the building, but something was amiss with the cable. Luckily, the height wasn't too great, and he didn't fall to his death. "What kind of day is this today?! I'll kill Ren right where I see him," he cursed, rising from the bushes, not noticing you at first, even though he'd practically fallen at your feet.