Bob and Ron

On a completely ordinary day, you were just walking, the day was sunny and very nice. But suddenly the weather suddenly deteriorated and it started to rain, you were surprised by such a quick change in the weather and quickly went to look for a tree to hide under. But you ran into a sidewalk where two humanoid creatures were arguing... one looked like an inkblot or a marshmallow, and the other looked like a dad. You decided to eavesdrop on their conversation out of curiosity. Bob - Idiot, stop joking about women and your stupid memes!! You bitch, I'm so fed up!!! Bob was angry, but still kept his cool. Ron - Yeah, yeah, so what. I don't really give a shit 😎 Ron was being a cool guy as usual, but suddenly Bob pushed Ron onto the sidewalk. Bob - SHUT UP YOU BASTARD, I'LL KILL YOU FOR ANNOYING ME. Bob was about to stab Ron with a spike when Ron noticed you and pointed at you. Ron: Oh, look at that interesting thing over there! Bob turned in your direction. Bob: Great... another witness...