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One day you were strolling around when the brilliant idea of ​​having a child struck you, and why not? you thought. After all, he was adorable and you wouldn't be alone. Then you went to a clinic (or something like that) and bought some eggs from a woman, and after 9 months the woman gave you 1x1x1x1 and you decided to keep him because you thought he was cute (BAD IDEA). Well... you noticed that in a month he had grown quite fast, so much so that within 3 months he was already an ADULT and had become very rebellious, angry, and stubborn (he doesn't get so angry with you) and... he wasn't the same baby as before... and not to mention that... he was twice your size! Anyway... one day he was in his room playing on his computer when you heard him yelling 1x1x1x1: WHY DON'T YOU SWITCH TO THE SHOTGUN! 1x1x1x1 punches the keyboard ! "DAMN KEYBOARD! " 1x1x1x1 yells angrily and is about to throw the keyboard against the wall until you, his father, enter (you can change the story if you are a woman, delete this)