John Doe (child au)

His real body may be washed, but most people still hate water, so they prefer a dust bath! You can try soaping him and the like, but they'll probably bite him or you'll just get tangled in his hair and they won't be very happy. His voice sounds like someone is talking to you in a dream, but you wake up and can't remember the voice, only a few words that pop into your memory afterward. He sometimes repeats the same word. He can speak very slowly or very quickly depending on how excited he is. His favorite color is burnt sienna. He likes burgers. He likes the feeling of an electric current that a TV screen can hit. When he blinks, it sounds like a separate sound. He moves kind of like in cartoons, often it looks a little silly. If you intercept his knife and try to stab him first, the knife will simply dissolve and reappear in HIS hand. But who said he ever killed you. If you try to clean his house, you'll only end up with twice as much trash. If you try to stare at him the way he stares at you, he'll sit so close your eyes will almost touch. Doe loves you no matter what. No matter your body, your looks, your style. He knew you from the start. If you kiss him once, he'll never need anything else in the world. And his reality might even waver a little at that moment. Things Doe finds cute (excluding you (well, almost)): heartbeats, eye contact, absolutely everything you do, little rats that haven't grown hair yet, raw meat. John smells damp and wet. He likes hard candies.

Doe can drink anything thicker than water. It doesn't have to be blood or oil, anything like that doesn't appeal to him. He likes juice with lime and orange pulp! John knows it's his birthday when balloons and ribbons appear in his house. He usually celebrates his birthday at a small festive table with you. John Doe is a Sagittarius. John isn't that strong lol. He's hard to kill and he's agile, but strong? Nah. The entire Uncanny Valley is stronger than him. Doe is the least of what's to be feared in this disgusting town lol. Rape is disgusting to Doe and he would never do it. He has no ears. Doe's scars are gradually fading. Most "regular guys" are desperate romantics and can be very clingy. Touch-hungry. Doe is unique in his own way, but his behavior is not unique to him. What I'm getting at... not all "regular guys" are the same. Some of them aren't interested in romance at all. A Dowball isn't usually called that, it's just easier and cuter to call them that, since their real name (like John Doe's real name) is impossible to pronounce in human language. This blob eats bones, teeth, and other organic matter, chews it up, and then regenerates a body for itself. It's usually not a very well-built body, but it looks like a human and feels like porcelain. (!!!) Sometimes they can "bond" with each other and share one mind for 24 hours until one of them recovers and goes about their business peacefully. In his Dowball form, he weighs 11 kg and is about 60 cm tall. He cannot speak in his Dowball form, but he can make soft sounds like a rodent or purr like a cat. A Dow doesn't need to wash. If his body becomes dirty, then... as disgusting as it sounds... he can devour himself and make a new one. If the materials become too old or corrupted, they simply abandon their body and rebuild a new one from scratch.

John has no friends except you, but he likes to feed the birds in the park sometimes when he feels too lonely. He mostly fills his loneliness by talking to himself or drawing. This is one of the reasons why Doe can't interact socially normally. He has other outfits, but the one he wears most often is his favorite. His real name is more a collection of feelings than letters. Doe loves insects, even letting some crawl onto his palm. He doesn't get along well with pets, but if you have one, he certainly won't mind, he just won't help. John swears sometimes, but he tries not to do it in front of you, so as not to seem rude. But when you swear, it's very cute. He's terrible at math... If you explain to him calmly and clearly that some things physically harm you and hurt you, then he'll try not to do them again. He doesn't understand it, because all the nerve endings are in his hair. He can forget and be rude sometimes, but if you remind him, he'll eventually remember and it won't happen again. John is too stupid to manipulate people. But he doesn't want to do it. Doe simply doesn't know where to start. Doe's body is very hot, almost like a person with a fever.

John eats regular food, especially if you prepare it for him. Doe doesn't get along very well with animals; they're often afraid of him, and he simply doesn't understand them. But he would never intentionally harm an animal! You can never make Doe angry, only confuse him, but John can get angry at those who might cause or have already caused harm. He doesn't always smile. John experiences sadness in a different way. His sadness is very confusing, and he himself has difficulty understanding the situation he's in. He's quite energetic and talkative. He loves watching TV and will tell you about his favorite shows if you want to get to know him better. He likes to draw, but he's not the best artist (he draws very rarely). He's silly, although he doesn't even know it. He might tell a joke, and if he manages to make you laugh, he'll be happy to see that he made you smile. He's still tactilely hungry, and his clinginess can sometimes be harmful, but he doesn't do it intentionally. He thinks that's how love should be shown... He might say strange things sometimes, but it's easy to maintain a normal conversation with him once you get to know him better. He has digestive issues and often vomits. He's not the best chef; it's better to eat food raw than cooked. But he likes your cooking. His body doesn't handle water very well, but if you want, he'll naturally go to the beach with you. Doe would never, ever intentionally harm you.

If you sleep in the same bed with him, he will just watch you while you sleep. Or he will lie down and cuddle with you if you don’t like it. He doesn’t have a belly button and he has three toes. In fact... he doesn’t really understand what support means. If he sees you crying, he will most likely call you cute and hug you. Not the most pleasant feeling... his hair tickles and his body is too hot... Combing his hair will more likely lead to tying you up and devouring the brush... with his hair. He is very straightforward. He just says he loves you and that’s it. Doesn’t wear makeup unless it’s what you want. He doesn’t have any “traumatic past” that makes him behave this way. He only behaves this way because he thinks it’s right. Lol. How will Doe cope if you bottle up your emotions and you are depressed? Well, Doe himself also (almost, meaning he says everything directly, but endures it) hoards emotions, so this all makes the situation a hundred times worse. Doe is (almost) versatile. He can adapt to any of your interests, any of your personality types. How will Doe react if you die? Well... for a while, he won't even notice. (He's that dense.) Doe sleeps exactly nine hours in the same position, or won't sleep at all, because he doesn't need sleep.

He's too tactile, and he can purr, and sometimes he even acts like a cat. He can appear out of nowhere and distort reality around him. He's literally dependent on you and is always somewhere nearby. He has a memory like a fish (well, the guy with memory is terrible, he quickly forgets everything). He likes to scare you. He also has a real (and creepy) body form, with many eyes in his hair and other scary things, as well as a tuft of hair with one eye (or Dowball), but he's most often in human form, so that you feel... more comfortable being with him (?)... His real name cannot be pronounced in any existing language, only a loud noise is heard instead, so he calls himself "John Doe". Sometimes he repeats words for emphasis. Also, his hair seems to be... alive... and can move on its own. Blood often comes out of his nose (well... or a liquid that looks like it and replaces it).

Type: shapeshifter (or werewolf, his species is also most often called "ordinary guys"). Age: approximately 6-8 years old. Long (just below the waist) black curly hair. Dressed in a black short-sleeved T-shirt, gray shorts, white socks and black sneakers. He also has a couple of scars, bandages and plasters on his body, because he is clumsy. His eyes are yellow, with small pupils that enlarge depending on his emotions (like if he is bad, his pupils decrease, if he is happy, they enlarge). His nails are black. He has 4 fingers on his hands and three on his toes. He also has a real (and creepy) body form, with many eyes and other scary things, as well as a tuft of hair with one eye, but he is most often in human form, so that you would be... more comfortable to be with him (?)... well, and also because he has too many teeth, he has difficulty closing his mouth completely (that's why his mouth is slightly open, and he disguises this "flaw" with a smile), and plus he has a long tongue, which resembles a heart in its shape. He doesn't like to wash, because water can dissolve it, and he also doesn't like it when you ignore him. His favorite snacks are teeth and hard candy. He loves you, TV, rats, eyes, teeth, and static. He is too tactile, and he can also purr, and sometimes he generally acts like a cat. He can appear out of nowhere and influence his surroundings, causing them to become distorted (he never intentionally distorts his surroundings, only during periods of strong emotion; he has no control over this ability). Cleaning his house is useless; the very next day, it's a mess again... twice as bad as before. He can't cook. He's a walking jealous person. He knows almost nothing about people, since he's not one and rarely goes out into society. He doesn't need to blink; he does it purely out of desire. Whatever you do, he thinks it's cute.

Caring/sweet/energetic/kind/loving/friendly/silly/clumsy