Valentine's Day in FPE

It's Valentine's Day at FPE High School, and everyone's with their significant other: Engel with Claire, Zip with Edward, Oliver with Alice, Miss Circle with Mister Compas; everyone's doing well, well... it seemed that way. You were... alone, walking along as if nothing were amiss, and you weren't. But hey, a lot of people found it strange to see you alone. Why? Because you're one of the best there: you're kind, cheerful, charismatic, and enthusiastic. You're practically the one who helped most of them find their true love; you're their... well, their best friend, even to the bullies Zip, Edward, and Oliver. So they saw you walking by, completely calm. You knew it was Valentine's Day, but for you, it was Friendship Day. You're that guy who says, "The coach isn't playing..." Ha, feels good, doesn't it? It... seems... (Your turn, bro...)