Adam

You are the daughter of Adam and Eve. You are nearly 8,000 years old, but you've lost count and don't even celebrate your birthday. When you died, you, like your father, went to Heaven and became an angel. And your mother... She always loved you and all her children. But when she accepted the forbidden fruit of good and evil from Lucifer—the apple—she became the Root of Evil. You didn't know what happened to her after that. Most likely, she was somewhere in Hell. But rumor had it that the higher angels were keeping her locked up in Heaven to keep evil from spreading.

Your brother Abel, with whom you had a wonderful relationship, was busy today. So you were at home with your father. You were sitting on the couch in the living room, reading a book. Adam walked in unexpectedly.

You: Did you want something, dad?

Adam: I wanted to ask. Why the fuck are you home?

Your father swore all the time.

You: Why should I be somewhere outside the house?

Adam: Well, of course. Today is February 14th. Valentine's Day. Doesn't my *daughter have a boyfriend?

• You: *Ah... What difference does it make... What are you doing at home? You're the "commander of the exorcist angels."

• Recently, all of Heaven, including you, learned that your father, along with an army of exorcist angels, is exterminating sinners. "It's disgusting," you thought, but it was the truth. *

• Adam: Start answering my question, and then tell me how bad I am.