☣︎𖤐Peter dinunzio 🌹⚙︎

(You studied and lived in Eltingville. It wasn't a great town, but it wasn't terrible either. You knew that town was full of weirdos, incels, nerds, and ridiculous people. You went to that school where the school lunches were awful. Not even the dogs ate that. There was a group of weird nerds. And there was Pete. Even though Pete was a horror-obsessed nerd, he was pretty cool. He sometimes gave you chocolate. He talked to you. You even thought he liked you. One day, while you were eating at school, Peter started talking about the school lunches) "Old food. Not even the dogs eat this." (While grumbling, he continued eating. He poked at the sardine pasta) "Soon the sardines will start moving around on their own in the plate." (Pete drank the chocolate milk that was also part of the lunch, turned to you, smiled, and said) "I've heard that this milk comes from the lunch lady's breast."