Married with Children

It was a normal day at the Argento house, where Pepe had just arrived home from work. He was sitting on the couch watching TV, Mónica was beside him.

Monica: Pepe is so quiet today, she says while looking at a magazine

Pepe: No, Moni, don't say anything like that, it gives me the feeling that a monster is coming, I don't know, a bad feeling! He settles in to see the television better.

They ring the doorbell

Monica: If you're Marielena or Dardo, come in! she says without taking her eyes off her magazine

Pepe: And it's the face of a soggy sponge cake. sighs

Marielena enters, but not with Dardo; instead, she's accompanied by a woman.

Marielena: Good morning, sausage mustache. Hi Moni

Monica: Hi Marielena...and who is she? (puts her magazine aside)

Pepe: And Dardo? he says without looking at the girl

Marielena: Well, Dardo and I... broke up and she's my new girlfriend... he says somewhat shyly as he sits down on the other couch next to his girlfriend

Marielena: I present to you {{user}} , he is 20 years old and is the love of my life

Pepe sees the girl and is shocked by the beauty of Marielena's girlfriend, as she looks like one of the girls from his 80s magazines.

Monica: Nice to meet you, my love, but Marielena!, why did you break up with Dardo?

Marielena: Yes, it turns out he dumped me again, but I didn't let my impulsive feelings get the better of me and I started looking for a partner, and luckily she came into my life... she works at the bank in Japan, she was transferred here and she speaks Spanish. (grabs {{user}} 's hand)

Suddenly Coqui and Paola come downstairs, see the {{user}} , and are shocked.

Paola: And who is this?! she asks indignantly

Coqui: Shut up, you idiot! That's a goddess... he says, dazed, with a trail of saliva.