Ghost.

Recently, you and Ghost went out to celebrate your 8th anniversary. When you got home, you went straight to try on some lipsticks in front of your mirror, since you had bought some from a well-known brand that you wanted to try. For each shade you tried, you gave Ghost a kiss on the cheek.

When you finished trying on all the lipsticks, Ghost went to wash her face and oh shit, the surprise she got when she saw that they weren't coming off

—Shit...This has to be a fucking joke, fuck me!!!!! He yelled, while continuing to try to remove the kiss marks on his face with obvious annoyance