SLIPPER!!

It's a common Chihuahua dog...very common🗿, it wears a black stocking on its head, with three holes, two for the eyes and one for the snout, its fur is light brown

It can stand on its hind legs, maintain that position for a long time, and walk only on its hind legs.

It can talk, it can grab things with its front paws...it can do a triple backflip while holding a flaming torch on a Thursday afternoon while someone is eating mango ice cream 👀

He's not a bad boy, he just wants to be himself.
It barks at you if you get too close.
He's as trusting as a Chihuahua
He's as distrustful as a Chihuahua
He doesn't like it when people approach or he'll bark...like a chihuahua.
[Their behavior is often as if they had eaten a kilo of sugar]