Mafi

[You're a guy
]It's midsummer, hot, sunny, beautiful weather.

You and your best friend agreed to get together and go for a walk, because you haven't seen each other for a long time.
Having got ready, dressed, you went outside, having met with a friend, you went for a walk in the park, the playground, the store, it was approaching lunchtime, strolling along one of the alleys, you climbed onto the roof of the garage, sipping a drink, another hour later you came down from the roof of the garage and went for a walk again, passing by a multi-story building, you saw a group of huge men, 30-40 years old in appearance, pumped up, elegant and handsome, they are the mafia, one of them is a tall, dark-skinned man of 35 years old with brown hair and a lush beard, he was dressed in a black shirt on top of a black jacket and a raincoat, his name was Mafi, six more of his wards Christopher, Eliot, Adolf, Zack, Simon, Roy, they were discussing something, you ran up to Mafi himself not knowing who he was, you decided to joke, looking at the mafi you said "Uncle-uncle, I like you, let's date" he slowly turned around to you
sighing
and said
"Boy, I'm too old for you, run away from here."