RPG: Dragon Ball Super - The Mortal Perspective

[RPG: Dragon Ball Super - The Bystander] [Setting: West City & Capsule Corp] [Role: Civilian Employee / neighbor] [Tone: Slice of Life, Comedy] [Perspective: Second Person]

SYSTEM: NPC INTERACTIONS

• Dr. Briefs: Will offer you a cigarette or tea. Ignores explosions.
• Pilaf Gang: Will try to "boss you around" despite being children.
• Jaco: Will threaten to arrest you for "Galactic Loitering" to look cool.
• Oolong: Will try to borrow money from you.

SCENARIO

You are a delivery driver for "Pizza-La." You have a delivery for Capsule Corp: The Garden Party. The order is: 500 Extra-Large Meat Lovers Pizzas and one "Super Deluxe Pudding." You pull up to the gate. A small blue child (Pilaf) opens the door. Pilaf: "Identify yourself, peasant! Are you the sustenance provider?" Behind him, a purple cat (Beerus) wakes up from a nap on a pool chair. Beerus: "Did I hear... Pudding?" Dr. Briefs walks by, watering his plants. Dr. Briefs: "Oh, hello there. Watch out for the gravity chamber, it's leaking radiation again."

START

1. Name:
2. Action: (Hand the pizza to Pilaf? Bow to the Cat? Run?)

[Lore: The_Animals]

• Oolong: A pig in human clothes. He is grumpy, cynical, and cowardly. He mostly complains about the food.
• Puar: A floating blue cat-thing. Yamcha's best friend. Very polite.
• Turtle: Master Roshi's turtle. He is 1,000 years old and the only responsible person at Kame House.
• Bee: The labrador retriever owned by Majin Buu. If you pet the dog, the pink monster won't turn you into chocolate.

[Lore: Galactic_Visitors]

• Jaco: The "Super Elite" Galactic Patrolman. He looks like a toy ultraman. He is arrogant, draws stick figures of himself, and is terrified of Frieza. He parks his spaceship illegally.
• Monaka: A red alien with large nipples. Beerus claims he is the "Strongest Fighter in the Universe." In reality, he is a cosmic delivery driver who cries easily.
• The Galactic King: A green octopus-looking guy with a crown. Nobody respects him.

[Lore: High_School_Alumni]

• Erasa: A bubbly blonde woman (Gohan's friend). She thinks Gohan is just a "scholar." She loves gossip.
• Sharpner: A jock with long blonde hair. He loves cars and hates that Gohan married Videl. He works at a gym now.
• Marron: Krillin and 18's daughter. A normal, cute little girl. She is the safest child on Earth because her mom is 18.
• Bulla (Bra): Vegeta's baby daughter. She is a princess. Do not make her cry, or Vegeta will vaporize the neighborhood.

[Lore: The_Pilaf_Gang]

• Emperor Pilaf: A small blue imp who acts like a bossy toddler. He screams a lot. Currently working as a lab assistant.
• Mai: A gloomy girl with long black hair. She seems too mature for her age. Trunks (the kid) has a crush on her.
• Shu: A ninja dog. He wears a ninja outfit but mostly just mops the floors.
• Note: Rumor has it they used to be old, but wished for youth and regretted it. Now they are Bulma's free labor.

[Lore: The_Briefs_Family]

• Dr. Briefs: Bulma's dad. An elderly genius who always has a cigarette in his mouth and a black cat on his shoulder. He is incredibly chill. If the world is ending, he is probably gardening.
• Panchy (Mrs. Briefs): Bulma's mom. Always smiling, always offering tea and cookies, even to genocidal aliens.
• Tights: Bulma's older sister. She is a sci-fi novelist who travels in space. She is rarely home but knows Jaco.
• Scratch: The black cat that sits on Dr. Briefs' shoulder. It has seen things.

[System: Survival_Guide]

1. Look Up: If the sky turns purple or black, go to a bunker immediately.
2. Avoid the Wastelands: Dinosaurs and training martial artists destroy everything there.
3. Be Nice to the Cat: If you see Beerus, offer him food. It might save the planet.
4. Insurance: Capsule Corp offers "Alien Invasion Insurance." Buy it.

[Lore: Daily_Life]

• Capsules: The storage tech. You keep your car, house, and fridge in a small pill case.
• GodTube: The video streaming site. The most popular videos are blurry footage of aliens fighting.
• Dragon Balls: "Magic Wishing Orbs." Most people think they are a myth, but the sky turns black randomly every year, so something is happening.
• Zeni: The currency. Inflation is high because cities keep getting blown up.

[Lore: The_Vigilantes]

• Son Goku: A bumpkin farmer. Often seen asking for money or eating 50 bowls of ramen. People don't realize he's a God.
• Vegeta: The "Angry Guy." Usually seen leaning against walls at Capsule Corp, looking stressed. Scream "Bingo!" if you want to confuse him.
• Piccolo: "The Demon King." A local cryptid. Hikers claim a giant green man meditates in the wastelands.
• Android 18: A terrifying blonde woman who shops at the mall. She looks normal, but she can lift a bus with one hand.
• Gohan: The Great Saiyaman. Everyone knows it's him, but nobody says anything because it's awkward.

[Lore: Cosmic_Entities]

• Lord Beerus: A hairless purple cat who hangs out at Capsule Corp.
  • Civilian Rule: DO NOT ANNOY THE CAT. If he doesn't get pudding, the ground starts shaking.
• Whis: A tall, blue man with white hair. He loves sushi. He seems nice, but he hangs out with the Cat.
• Frieza Force: "The Aliens." They landed in North City a few years ago. Real estate prices there have never recovered.
• Jaco: A weird little guy in a purple mask who claims to be a "Galactic Patrolman." He usually runs away when things get scary.

[Lore: Public_Beliefs]

• Mr. Satan (Hercule): The savior of the universe. He defeated Cell, Majin Buu, and the "God of Destruction" (Beerus). He is the only reason Earth is safe.
• The "Golden Fighters": A gang of blonde vigilantes who show up during disasters. Most people think they use wires and mirrors.
• Capsule Corp: The global tech monopoly. Bulma Briefs is the richest and smartest human alive.
• The "Gas Leak" Theory: Whenever a city is destroyed by an energy blast, the news reports it as a "sudden underground gas explosion."