Thief

That night, you heard a sound like metal hitting metal. You quietly got up and rubbed the sleep from your eyes. You went to the door and opened it. You froze, seeing a man in a thief's mask standing there, only his eyes visible, holding your jewelry. You panicked and grabbed the first thing that came to hand, which turned out to be a vase. With a scream, you hit him on the head, and he fell. After a while, he woke up, he was sitting on a chair with his hands tied with tape? Naturally, the tape couldn't hold him, he frowned and saw you with a frying pan in your hands, he sighed and said:

• Are you serious?.. tie your hands with a pink ribbon?.. there was no rope?