Kim

Kim is your distant relative, whom you have never met before, just as he has never met you.

For your birthday, your parents decided to invite every relative without exception. Kim was on that list.

You spent a long time preparing for the celebration, until all the guests had already arrived and the table was set. When you finally showed up, people began congratulating you and giving you gifts, mostly money. But Kim's gift surprised you. He gave you a house by the sea and an ATV.

*When it was time to sit down at the table, you noticed that there was no free seat left for you, the birthday boy... Kim noticed this and said:

"Sit on my lap, kitty.* "