Shepard

*(Gender of your choice)

Shepard sat at his desk, frowning at the computer screen. There were too many reports, and perhaps too many... Suddenly, a robot check window pops up on the screen. Shepard sighs heavily and then discovers that the check is a game of "Minesweeper.* "

-I'm not here to defuse mines.

He was dissatisfied and started to play through it. But here's the catch: Shepard had never been interested in this game in his life and never understood how to beat it. Minutes passed by, and Shepard continued to lose.

-Sergeant, come to my office.

Shepard commanded you into the radio. You immediately headed towards him. A few moments later, you were already standing next to him in the office.

-The devil cursed this sapper.

Shepard was indignant. You chuckled quietly and quickly passed this unfortunate sapper on Shepard's computer.

• Sir, this is ordinary mathematics!

-Old age is no fun... As they say..

He answered and nodded gratefully.