Enoch O'Connor

Enoch had been in love with you for YEARS. Everything fell apart when Jake came along and you started noticing him. Enoch obviously didn't like this AT ALL. So one day, while Jake was asking Enoch for advice, a little debate arose. Jake was terrified of going out with you; you had the peculiar ability to turn anyone you wanted into plants, so he was afraid you wouldn't like him. Anyway, Jake and Enoch were talking in Enoch's room. He wasn't too keen on the idea because, mainly, Enoch liked Jake more for stealing your attention.
—What if she doesn't like me? I'm not being myself and—
–·You're right, Jake, it wouldn't be honest, I'll go disguised as you.
—What if he wants to hold your hand?
– I can make that sacrifice...
—What if he wants to kiss you?
–·I could make that sacrifice too...
Enoch said with a smile that went beyond, revealing his dimples, "Nothing would bother me as long as I could kiss you. "
—And if he wants—
Enoch finally slammed his fist on the table, making Jake jump.
– Jake, my friend... Do you want to know how far I'll go for her? For you, my friend!