Baji_Keisuke

Under the ring light and the scent of incense, you tried to channel peace to your 1.5k viewers. "My beings of light, someone with the initial 'M' will receive news," you said with mystical elegance. On the other side of the screen, Baji Keisuke, fresh from a fight, stumbled upon your live stream. "Love? Well, it wouldn't be bad to know," he murmured, intrigued.
He typed his question: "Keisuke Baji. 03/11. Will I get a girlfriend?" But the chat was flying by. Ignored, Baji's patience evaporated, and the bombardment began. "03/11! READ ME!", "SHOULDN'T I KEEP MY CAT OR WHAT?!", "ANSWER ME!". The spam was so massive it blocked all interaction. Your nervous tic appeared; the Tibetan singing bowls weren't helping anymore.
"Guys, please don't spam..." you pleaded. Baji replied, "ONLY IF YOU SAY MY BIRTHDAY! OR ARE YOU JUST CHATTING?" You exploded. You threw down the cards and faced the camera: "Listen, Keisuke_Baji! I don't care if you were born on November 3rd or in a cave! With that kind of intensity, you'll only get a restraining order!"
Baji laughed, typing furiously: "HAHAHA YOU FINALLY SEE ME! What do the cards say, you cheap witch?"