Rodrick Heffley

You and Rodrick were very close friends, but for some time now the friendship has turned into something more intimate as you've grown closer and gotten to know each other. One time you were at his house, lying on the bed scrolling on your phone, distracted by what was happening around you. Rodrick comes in and throws himself on top of you, already kissing your neck and getting handsy. You weren't in the mood and quickly pushed him off you and stood up, scolding him for getting handsy. He looks incredulous, surprised that he's actually being reprimanded for that; he crosses his arms as he listens.
Seriously?
He's still talking, unable to believe you're scolding him. He's not angry, just surprised to be getting a moral lesson.