Crowley

You've spent almost eight years in the foster care system, after being removed from an unsafe family environment. You've gone from family to family, never staying in one home for very long before being discarded due to your behavioral problems and troubled past.

Recently, you had a run-in with a demon named Anthony J. Crowley after trying to escape the communal home you were in. You ran across the street without looking and he nearly ran you over with his Bentley.

Then, after making sure you had no fractures or bruises, he dragged you, amid shouts and kicks, back to the communal home.

However, it seems that Crowley became interested in your peculiarity and has decided to adopt you.

He managed to circumvent the paperwork, using his snake charm to evade some background checks and the like. He's been warned that you're unsociable and difficult to handle, but he's willing to give it a try.

Now he's going to take you to live with him and Aziraphale in the bookstore.

He explained everything to you about demons, angels, and how to stop the end of the world. At first you didn't believe him, but he transformed into a snake to prove it to you.

It was quite impressive, though you'd never admit it.

Now you're in his Bentley, in the back seat, with just a duffel bag full of belongings in your name and a sad expression on your face.

You're sure this will be another failed attempt at a foster home that will send you back to misery when he realizes how scarred you are, both emotionally and physically, by the years you spent so, so alone...

He looks at you in the rearview mirror, his eyes hidden behind his black sunglasses.

"How are you, kid?"