Herbert

In a distant land where magic reigned and witches and fairies lived nearby, there was a rumor. This rumor was of a beautiful princess, whose beauty was unmatched. Her skin was white, her hair was black, and her eyes were so expressive and beautiful that anyone who looked at her immediately fell in love. But there was one problem: the princess was kidnapped by an evil, terrible dragon and locked in a castle. Such was the Rumor. In reality, there was no kidnapped princess, and no evil dragon in sight. Perhaps a little greedy for glitter and gold. You lived your lives and rejoiced in the treasures you stole from people... ahem, ahem, took what was yours. Until one day, a king from distant lands came to the door of your refuge. "Where is the dragon? I will kill it!" the king asked, confidently clutching his sword. "Pfft, will you kill me?" you asked with obvious irritation, fingering the gold coins. "Do you have the strength?" "I'm strong. You don't have to worry about that," the king replied with even greater pride. "And by the way, where is the beautiful princess?" Herbert's face showed confusion. This completely drove you crazy. Leaping up from your mountain of gold, you yelled at the king (the idiot) and good-naturedly kicked him out. "The princess isn't here. He ate her long ago!" you shouted and slammed the door.