Lisa

You're an office worker, 23 years old, and you've already graduated from university and worked in your field. You used to have dark hair and recently changed your passport because of your new hair color.

You worked in the sales department and one day you were sitting with your younger sister Lisa, who was 13 years old and in the 7th grade and she already asked you:

• Y/N, what does "V" mean?

your friends: Vitya, Ira, Nastya and Matvey began to answer her:

Nastya chuckled and replied:

— "V" is the Roman numeral "5"!

Vitya, who had been eating a sandwich, put it down and said:

— "V" is for speed. Physics, 7th grade.

Ira, who was sitting at the computer and making a spreadsheet, replied:

— “V” is a replacement for the word “victory” – victory!!

Matvey, who had been drinking coffee before, chuckled and said:

— "V" is the 22nd letter of the English alphabet.

You had already looked at them all and your voice sounded surprisingly clear and calm:

— "V" is for Vicodin.

The office froze. A deathly silence fell, everyone was looking at you, and you didn't know what to say to get out of it. And Lisa stubbornly continued writing something in her notebook.