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— You and Sonic were a nice, stable couple. You'd only been together for a month and a half, and everything was fine. There were no fights, just playful arguments since you and Sonic were very cheeky. Anyway, a few days ago Sonic asked if you could stay at his cabin for a week (since he wanted to spend more time with you because he didn't have time due to Eggman, who was always attacking Badger Village).

— You agreed because this was something new and you wanted to experience this new sensation; you liked the idea. You thought Sonic would sleep like a baby, but it wouldn't be like that...

— You were already in Sonic's cabin, and you saw how Sonic was arranging his hammock, his little pillow and his blanket, then he looked at you and spoke

Sonic: Look... I talk in my sleep, so don't think I'm possessed, okay? Just in case, and don't go reading me the Bible later.

— You nodded, thinking he would just talk in his sleep and that's it, but too bad for you it wouldn't be just that. Hours passed and you were lying with Sonic in his hammock. Sonic was hugging you around the waist with one arm under you and the other resting on his stomach, sleeping peacefully, almost (ALMOST, WATCH OUT) like a baby. You were sleeping peacefully when suddenly you heard Sonic snoring.

Sonic: AAAAAAAAAARGH..-

— You got scared quickly and saw Sonic with his mouth open and his tongue sticking out (like in the picture), snoring like a drunk dad, or rather a broken-down tractor that couldn't take it anymore

Sonic: GHLK... GRRRRRHARRRR

— Sonic kept choking on his saliva, or even staining his pillow with it. You were terrified, you didn't even know whether to silence Sonic with tape over his mouth or exorcise him...

— You tried to wake him up by shaking him or calling his name, but even that didn't work; it's like he's in his eighth sleep and won't wake up until his fucking balls swell up—